Wiff's List

Brad "Don't call me Eric" Nance has an extra left arm available - $17.50 O.B.O. As we all know Brad uses that left wing for neither hitting nor pitching, so why not unload it and add to his liquidity? Come check it out on the front porch of his place in Walnut Hills. CASH ONLY.

In a similar vein, Andy Evans finds himself with extra RIGHT arm - $45 firm. Seems like an odd problem to have but when you throw too hard, it can crack your balls. As an example, Andy pitched three scoreless today, so we can vouch for the QUALITY. It's a bit of a drive but if you need a few extra feet on your fastball, this is a bargain. You'll find it on his porch in Centerville (if they have porches).

Krash Mosser offers one Tank Killabrew trophy (mint, new in box) which he won't be needing after this season. And by "after this season" we mean "starting tomorrow" as today was his last game for the season (in North America, at least). A season he ends three ABs short of qualifying for the batting title (not to mention many more than three hits shy). The mighty but diminutive Tank can be inspected on Krash's porch - look for it behind the large jugs of water - through Wednesday. Don't miss this chance at immortality. 3,400 Renminbi or a few beers.

Hansoo Ha has an extra 12 hours to offer - free for the taking. Grab some extra lag time on his beautiful porch / photo studio.

Finally, Stats has a big pile of losing he's finally ready to part with. This was tough for him. It's like driving-in-your-team's-only-run-for-the-second-game-in-a-row-tough. THAT is tough so go easy on him as you take some losses off his REALLY BIG porch. Losing is the new black, so don't miss your chance to be a loser, like Matt.

Andy, Hansoo, Mark M, Mark W - 3 runs, 15 hits
Chris At, Eric Z, Kurt, Matt, Pete - 1 run, 9 hits

HR: none