No such thing as Wenis

The blog was going to be glorious this week. Embellished with wenis facts, trivia and lore. Not to mention tons of wenis word play: your puns, your malapropisms.

Much of this would likely been made at the expense of the visitors (Dewey, Andy and Peter) who were out played by an 8-wenis margin. See what I did there?

It would have been a tremendously funny blog entry. But there is no such thing as a wenis. Urban legend, based off an episode of Friends, apparently.

Andy, Dewey, Peter - 3 runs, 13 hits
JD, Kurt, Matt - 11 runs, 22 hits

HR: none

Fantasy Wiffle

The weather and the community conspired against the OW&AC today. Cold and wet, plus the annual Oakwood Bike Safety Rodeo made it impossible to play wiffle. Oh, Well.

NOT!

Because of these unfortunate circumstances, Andy, Bob, Pete did NOT face off against Adrian, JD, and Kurt. These gentlemen did NOT play to a 2-2 tie. Kurt definitely did NOT go 8-for-15 with 2 RBI. Andy certainly did NOT earn the season's first base on balls.

These feats, though they could NOT possibly have occurred, are reflected in the stats, because I am a gullible mensch.

Andy, Bob, Pete - 2 runs, 18 hits
Adrian, JD, Kurt - 2 runs, 18 hits

HR: none (this I believe)