It has come to my attention..

Five on Five for wiffle today on the extra-hot, extra-black, black top of Nance Bradds Field. Nine blistering innings, ending in a 7-1 blow out, whatevs. First six innings were scoreless and then both teams busted out in the 7th: the visitors scored one on a clutch two-out double by Stats, the home team scored 7 on a parade of singles and a bases loaded triple by the Commish.

Nothing new for me because I almost always lose.

Do you know how I know that?

No, you do not, because you have not been looking deeply enough at the stats.

So, do me a solid and click on this link: LINK

Now look down at the bottom where there are 2 tabs. One tab says "Season" the other says "Win/Loss". Click on the one that says "Win/Loss". What you'll see here is a tally of each time a player was on the winning team, each time he was on the losing team, and each time he went to Theory. There is also a calculated field for his winning percentage.

You're welcome.

Adrian, Jeff, Kurt, Matt, Tim - 1 run, 12 hits
Andy, Bob, Eric, JD, Peter - 7 runs, 21 hits

HR: none

In deference to blog readers' attention spans, this picture just shows innings 7 through 9. And a piece of 6. Whatevs.