Thursday, January 17, 2013

One Day to The Wiffies!!!



The Wiffies are TOMORROW!!!

Before we get to Number 1, let us take a moment to review reasons 10 through 2 why you should attend the Wiffies.

10. To improve your stats
9. The convenient location
8. The drinking song, "Wiffle Heroes"
7. The food at Tank's
6. The meeting of the Rules Committee
5. The election of the Commissioner
4. The Commissioner's Award
3. The Tank Killabrew Trophy
2. The Ales

And now, the number one reason you should attend The 2013 Wiffies:

The Wifflers!


Could there be any doubt? At this time, the darkest and coldest middle of the off-season, when it has been months since we have gathered on the asphalt of Nance Bradds Field, wifflers gratefully gather for celebration and camaraderie. Nothing so balances the humours like good food, fine drink and great company.

Eat. Drink. Be merry.. at The 2013 Wiffies at Tank's tomorrow, Friday, January 18, 2013.

(Aaaack! What am I going to wear??)


8 comments:

  1. remember, matt, a pocket protector goes well with any outfit.

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  2. is this backstage at a paul erdös concert?

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  3. here's another reason--but not numbered: world premier of 'whiffle poem' written by one of the rookies this year! (Thankfully, this rookie has the day off tomorrow to get the poem finished!)

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  4. is that dave matthews in the lower right?

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  5. the square footage of forehead is staggering

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  6. and, as predicted, it was a great night.

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