Where to start?

Ok! Saturday Morning Wiffle. Here are the rules: Watch the Wiff Cards slide show and list the first four wifflers you see in order. NO CHEATING!!

The guy who takes the mound and throws all kinds of crazy pitches and even alternates (pitch-by-pitch) between underhand and overhand pitches; ends up giving up 3 runs anyway. Goes 3-for-12 at the plate, but makes the critical outs with runners in scoring position all day, including 2 Beltrans in the final inning, one with the bases loaded to end the game.  .... Matt Lindsay


The guy with the bum shoulder who pitches wiffle balls underhand, but then manages two scoreless innings, including 2 strikeouts.  Induces three straight ground balls in one inning after getting in a first and third jam. Goes 10-for-13 at the plate, but manages only 1 RBI because his team mate is no help. .... Glen Cebulash


The guy who stayed up way too late watching pornography from central Europe, but still pitches two solid innings, allowing only one run. Uses a tomahawk swing to go 6-for-12 at the plate but can't drive in a single run because his team mate is REALLY inept. .... Eric Zamonski


The guy who threw three scoreless innings, including 7 strikeouts, and didn't surrender a run lowering his ERA to a Dave-beating 1.48, but was disappointed that he only hit one batter in the head. Groused about not getting a fair call on a hit to the roof, costing him an RBI on a day that he got 3 of his team's 4 RBI. Hit into 2 double plays.   ... Kurt Mosser


A contentious day from the start as Glen and Matt argued over whether Eric would show. Matt threw fits when Glen struck him out.. and then REALLY lost  it when he discovered that Kurt and Glen declined to record any of the fourth inning on the scoresheet.

Kurt was pissed when a shot he hit to the purple area of this picture....

was declared foul by the pitching team.  This led to angry words. Glen was upset when Eric fielded a grounder with his feet outside the Mosser box, but hand in the box and it was declared an out.  Glen was incensed when Matt took not one but two phone calls while pitching the first inning, and later made a third call while pitching the third. Get a life.

Anyway, without Peter it was the wiffle equivalent of



Live long and prosper!