Morning, Theory!

Lack of players resulted in a Tank's breakfast theory. Life is good if you're a wiffler.

Here for your information are a sample of the topics discussed at breakfast this morning. See if you can spot the one we did not actually talk about.

• Canadian Rock-Paper-Scissors champions
• May 4, 1919 blah blah blah
• Whether it is appropriate to judge Fleetwood Mac on anything less then their complete canon
• Descartes
• Art Deco busts
• Attack of the Clones: The Musical
• Measures of evolutionary success: Progeny vs. Progeny's progeny
• Pi
• How to "grip a change up"
• Whitewater rafting-appropriate travel coffee mugs
• Washington Wizards
• "Pi over 2"
• Bum shoulders
• Star Wars Day
• Decaf coffee
• The dependent co-development of the dictionary and the thesaurus: English contrasted with the French.
• Merits of higher education
• Spoons
• Lawyer jokes with reference to Accountant jokes
• Magellanic clouds
• Chris Anderson
• The amazing lack of habitat diversity in planets depicted in the Star Wars movies
• Why servers keep thinking Stats and Bandit are brothers
• "Vive La Resistance Bands"

Someday, we should play wiffle again. That was fun.