Today the OWAC was proud to honor it's veteran members---by herding them all onto the same team and mercilessly shelling them. The Civilian Contractors struck early and often, all behind Artillery Commander Jeff who had a gigantic day at the plate with five homers and a ridiculous 14 RBIs. The Veteran Vans did mount a valiant hit parade in later innings by peppering The Commish with meatballs, but it was insufficient to overcome the longball onslaught and they ultimately succumbed in regulation. Float like a butterfly, sting like gonorrhea.
Kudos to Zack for batting for the cycle, and a collective group honor to everyone for setting what must be a new OWAC record of roofing FOUR balls on the day, including two in the first inning alone. Looks like Commish'll be heading into Woolworth's this week for resupply and maybe a vanilla phosphate.
Adjustment to the Tree Rule: this morning the Office of Commissioner issued a rule change regarding fly balls that hit the tree. From now on, a fielder may catch a ball off the tree for an out, assuming of course he has some part of at least one foot in fair territory as usual. (ie, tree contact does not override the usual fielding rules which apply at the HR line.)
Adrian, Dewey, J. D., Mark - 9
Eric, Jeff, Peter, Zack - 21
HR - Jeff (5), Zack
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