Saturday, May 4, 2019

"The Battyr" (with apologies to William Blake)

Battyr, Battyr, swinging tight,
At the curveball lost in flight;
What mere plastic Wiffle bat
Could ever hit a pitch like that?
 
Your launch angle must've yielded
Cuz your pop-up's cleanly fielded.
Failure's all that you have gotten,
Now your stats are looking rotten.
 
When the laws of physics fail,
The batter's eye is no avail;
For as you take your backwards K,
Morale and hope both fade away.
 
Your teammates, though your praise they sing,
Cannot improve your crappy swing;
The proof is more than anecdotal:
Your discipline was less than total.
 
Later at the theory den,
Reflecting on what might've been,
It's clear that you're no Ted Kluszewski
As you sit and mull your brewsky.
 
O Beer, you'll always see us through!
Both cause-of and solution-to. 
So even when your hitting's lame,
Remember boys:  IT'S JUST A GAME.

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