Ordinarily I would write in breathless prose about the return of Dewey to Nance Bradds Field and to our spirited bat-and-ball play. Ordinarily, I would mercilessly savage Kurt for sitting on his league leading batting average. Ordinarily, I would make jokes about this being an "offensive" game after 11 runs were scored in the first inning, and then none in the remaining five.
But this is no ORDINARY weekend, dear wifflers. For this weekend sees the return of ..
Yes, Matt passed Kurt in the batting stats and sits at the head of the table. Sure, Adrian was run-ruled in the first. Yup, they used the black bat named Esther. But none of that is important.
Sunday night on CBS, Star Trek returns to serial television for the first time since 2005!!!!!
REALLY WHAT COULD BE MORE AWESOME THAN THIS?!?!?!?
Adrian, Andy, Matt - 1 run, 15 hits
Dewey, Hansoo, Peter - 10 runs, 19 hits
HR: None
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