Dog Dreams

Can you imagine how awful it would be if dogs could talk? Ugh.

Every morning your dog would wake up and tell you about its dreams. "There was a cat. I barked at it. I barked at it. I barked at it. I barked at a cat. Then I woke up." *

It would be torturous.

It would be like some nerd typing in some godforsaken corner of the internet, describing a game of wiffle ball that you didn't even play in. I mean, who would read that?

Adrian, Greg, Kurt, Matt, Tim - 1 run, 12 hits

Bob, JD, Kevin, Mark, Peter - 19 runs, 29 hits

HR: none

* It is possible that if dog brains were sophisticated enough for speech, that they would have more complex dreams. But, I doubt it.