Yesterday was the last day of spring. Today is the first day of summer. That means today is the longest day of 2015.While five wifflers got a bright and early start to their solstice, for no one will this be a longer day than for Peter Q. Berwald.
For seven humid innings, the home-standing team of Andy, Hansoo and Matt were rude hosts to their visitors, Kurt and Peter. Not only were they held to just five hits on the day. Not only were they held completely scoreless on the day. Not only did The Commish ground into two critical, inning-ending double plays. Not only did Peter surrender the only run of the game. But on top of all that, countless pitches hit Peter in the ribs, shoulder, back, legs and feet. So if you see Peter this week - pat him on the back. Offer him a shandy.
This was without a doubt the most thorough one-to-nothing drubbing in Wiffle History.
Kurt, Peter - 0 runs, 5 hits
Andy, Hansoo, Matt - 1 run, 6 hits
HR: none
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