Sunday, October 28, 2012

All Bluster

Cold temps, stiff winds, and lascivious jokes in unaccented English filled morning at Nance Bradds today. The score of 12 - 1 says all you need to know about the game. Glen's uncharacteristically flat pitches generously provided the needed baserunners, and subsequent RBI, for the rout.

Da Commish surrendered the single tally by Kurt and Glen. But they had him on the ropes; could have been much worse, but Pete worked out of it. Home pitching shut them down the rest of the way.

But the talk was P.E.G.'s - performance enhancing gloves. Stats wore a pair of Carhart work gloves while in the field and in the dugout. He did not pitch or bat with them. Still, this was regarded as a questionable choice in light of tradition, manliness and the "rules." Had he dropped any of those fly balls he caught in centerfield, this is a whole different conversation, by the way.


Nice to be back bloggin' after all that acting stuff.

Eric, Peter, Matt - 12
Kurt, Glen - 1

WP - Zamonski
LP - Cebulash
HR - none.

4 comments:

  1. The Importance of Being Ernst Stavlo BlowfeldOctober 28, 2012 at 5:11 PM

    as of this game, zamonski has a calculated MPR rating of 1.00 (MPR = my pink runs)

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  2. great. another counterfactual post.

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