ANNIHILATION ON ABERDEEN

Well fans, seven able-bodied men scampered onto the hallowed field at Smith Park this morning, but only four were able to leave with their dignity.

It was a keen defensive match until the bottom of the third when that fabled hurler, Ben Montague, stepped up to the mound.  In what can only be described as the train wreck of the season,  Ben gave up a record six runs, followed by another six in the bottom of the 6th!  Grumbling could be heard in the dugout about sending this kid back to the Maine League for a tune-up!  Conspicuously absent from the southern squad's performance was anything even remotely resembling the storied game of Wiffle-Ball.  Han Soo and Dave "The Medium Unit" Bush (just back from his journey 'round the tip) stood by in abject horror.  Unable to dredge the T.V. of consolation from the swimming pool of disaster.  Sorry fellas, better luck next time.

Note: three guys were AWOL, but nobody could remember who they were.  A few of the players wondered if they ever existed at all!

See you next week, on the Funway!