Those Guys Sucked. Period.

There was a wiffle game for Memorial Day Monday, but only one of the teams showed up to play. Oh, Adrian, Kurt, Matt and Tim Y. took their turns on the mound and in the batters box. But they sucked. Wind.

For a few of the middle innings, they were developing a theory that they had been cursed - first by J.D. bringing a red bowl to the game and claiming it was Kurt's. Then by Adrian wearing Pete's "UMass" cap. Late in the game, the bowl was converted into "Rally Bowl" but in the end.. They. Sucked. Rally Bowl sucked.

These White Sox of wiffle couldn't field grounders. These Orioles of Oakwood could not score a single run. Nine innings of suck. "We suck, but hey the game took a full two hours!"

JD, Andy and Pete did not suck. They translated 24 hits into 5 runs, which Does. Not. Suck.

Suck, More Suck, Suckier, Suck King - 0 runs, 14 hits
Andy, JD, Pete - 5 runs, 24 hits

HR: none