Sunday, July 27, 2025
The Johnny Vander Meer of Not Swinging
Saturday, July 19, 2025
Rookies Rippin' It
Saturday, October 19, 2024
Precious And Few Are The Moments We Two Can Throw At The Guy's Head
Saturday, May 18, 2024
That 14-3 Day in May
So let's just leave it at this:
Everyone on the winning team had as many (or more) SINGLES than everyone on the losing team had.. AT BATS.
Here are some "action" shots from today's fixture:
Saturday, May 11, 2024
Proving the Fallacy
They say wiffle is all offense. "Home Run Derby!" "Ghost Runners!"
Well, today's clash of wiffle warriors went 9 innings and saw not one.. not three.. but TWO runs score the whole morning.
Leadoff solo homer by Brad. Ninth inning solo home by J.D. That's it. That's the list!
Two-Nothing visitors.
By the way (no way to prove this but) Zach - reigning MVP not withstanding - may have had teh worst wiffle day ever. 0-for-6 is the start but he managed to make three of those outs on FOUL BALLS. He also surrendered the first inning, thus "game winning" homer.
Rough shakes, Zach. You'll get 'em next time.
Saturday, September 9, 2023
Towering Piso
There's something about Professors of Philosophy. In their prime - they can dominate this league.
Let us take a moment to appreciate the season we are witnessing from one Professor Zach Piso, PhD. Just another day at the park, Zach went 5-for-8 today with 2 singles, a double, a triple, and a homer. That's a cycle of course, and not the first he's hit this year.
The Double and the Triple were each the 10th of the year for him. He is now double digits in doubles, triples and homers.
That homer (and its 3 RBIs) added to his league leading tallies in those categories. Those sit now at 14 HR and 53 RBI.
Going 5-for-8 whilst Jeff went 3-for-8 means Zach now leads the league in BA at 0.518. So that's the Triple Crown, friends. Of course the season isn't over, but still - the numbers are stunning.
But in fact, right now Zach leads the league in...
- Batting Average
- Slugging Percentage
- OPS
- ABs (tied with Peter)
- Hits
- Doubles
- Triples
- Home Runs
- Runs Batted In
- Wins
Saturday, May 27, 2023
Wiffle Magic, Feel it Happen
While I think most would like to see their wiffle games end up with a score like 10-9, today's 3-2 contest had a certain charm to it. Certainly, the line of the day belonged to Zach: 6-for-9, homer-shy of the cycle, and 2 critical RBI in a game his team won by one run. He also pitched 2 scoreless innings. So, all in all a good day.
But did you hear about Stats' day? Matt, stalwart O's fan, went 2-for-11, with one RBI. His two hits, though, came in the same pivotal inning - the top of the 8th. Matt led off the inning with a sharp single. This was followed by another hit to put 2 on. Then two outs brought Stats back to the plate with a tie score, two out and the go-ahead run in scoring position. Two strikes, and then a low liner just drops into the doubles area. Matt drove in himself for what proved to be the winning run.
He also pitched the bottom of the eighth. It turned out to be the only inning this year in which a pitcher got zero Ks, and also surrendered no runs. Shut. Down.
You may also not be aware that during Jeff's first inning on the mound - a 1-2-3 inning as per usual - Matt composed a three movement concerto for strings and bassoon.
While patrolling the outfield in the bottom of the fifth, Stats mediated a South American constitutional dispute over the authorities of the upper parliamentary chamber vis-à-vis the the supreme court.
Further, Matt debunked the Zamonski Hypothesis on Rock & Roll and.. and developed an algorithm that, with 98.23% accuracy explains the adult contemporary chart pattern of Michael McDonald's yacht rock hits between 1979 and midway through 1982.
Some scholars assert that Stats may have been the author of Merchant of Venice. However, claims that he also authored some of Shakespeare's sonnets are disputed.
But still, all in all - a good day.
Hansoo, Matt, Walker, Zach - 3 runs, 14 hits
Adrian, Andy, Eric, Jeff, Pete - 2 runs, 13 hits
HR: Evans (4, 1 on)